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You're riding a horse full speed..... there's a giraffe beside you....
you're being chased by a lion .. what do you do ..?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel

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You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
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Scrawled across the dorm wall were the words, "Question Everything!"
A couple of days later someone added one word... "Why?

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Never trust a skinny chef.

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Never trust a woman who tells you her age.

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Never believe anyone who says " Believe Me "

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong,
is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.

(ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?)

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(ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?)Numbers are correct 73

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(ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?)Numbers are correct 73OK. What happened between 60 and 63?

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(ManofW - Did you number wrong or did someone pinch a post?)Numbers are correct 73OK. What happened between 60 and 63?.75
A couple more birthdays. ha,ha,

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