Wise Words of the Day

Man who knows how to really enjoy life, has lots of wives, but never gets married.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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One of the lawyers mantra...
If you can't baffle 'em with brilliance,
befuddle 'em with bull$%^& !

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One of the lawyers mantra... If you can't baffle 'em with brilliance, befuddle 'em with bull$%^& !
Actually I heard itsaid this way.
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance
then baffle them with bullsh*t
My favorite quote. Be careful what you wish for. It might come true.

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If a first you don't succeed, stay single.

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If you can't hide it, feature it!

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I have a great step-ladder. I love my step-ladder.
I just wish I had known my biological ladder.

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Never throw stones in a school yard as you never know for sure...you could hit one of your own!

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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

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To all, to each, a fair good-night. And pleasing dreams and slumbers light
~ Sir Walter Scott

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A wise person said, "Do not worry about people talking "behind your back", it just means that you are one step ahead of them, and they are exactly in the right direction to kiss your ass!"

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