RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Mywarm bed's waiting for you.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I promise to finish after you

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Violets are blue, Roses are red,
Lets have breakfast in bed.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Lets have a quickie and then adieu

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Lets do it first and then you can argue

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you,
everyone else disappears.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid ( or barman ) at your local boozer.

I was going to ask you out to dinner, but I know you would reallyprefer to have breakfast with me.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?This is a good one. I'll try it this weekend!

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I see your panties are slightly askew.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Were being watched by the cleaning crew

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