RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Youve been a bad girl. Go to my room

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Hi, Im Mr. Right, Someone said you were looking for me.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

I don't believe you've had the pleasure of me yet.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Excuse me; I think I see something in your eye. Oh, its a beautiful sparkle.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Hi there.
I'm Tom Terrific.
And you are ?

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Can I come home with you?

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
May I make love with you?

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
The last we kissed I caught the flu.

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RE: Chat Up Lines to the new barmaid at your local boozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Your sister is hot, but youll hafta do.

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