The little blue pill
Guys,do yourself a big favor and do not buy Viagra on line. I did 3 years ago and have been sorry ever since. Deleting the 30 to 40 emails per day is bad enough but, the weekly phone calls are driving me crazy. I tried being nice and saying no thank you I even told them the guy they wanted passed away then they wanted to know who I was and if I wanted any. My calls come about 3:pm and 8:pm so I either don't answer the phone or soon as I hear the broken English I hang up. Now I have resorted to saying you F---ing SOB stop calling me. No luck they still do. So, if you do order on line better give a fake number or get ready.
Ooooo, sorry to read that. I started receiving calls from the state of California wanting me answer questions for a survey on health care. I said no thanks a couple of times and the woman said the computer would register them calling me, but they would still be phoning me till I cooperated. I took it as a threat. After sending their calls (whiich showed up as all zeros) to voicemail several times I finally pressed answer on the cell phone and just put the phone on the desk. Heard a woman say hello several times and after a long silence she finally hung up. No more calls after that. Try answering without saying anything. Set the phone down and walk away. Its free entertainment.
I don't think I'd buy any kind of sexual performance drug through those spam ads anyway. I'd go to a doctor, or an official website, if I was in need of such things. There's too many scams out there... and it could cost you more than annoying phone calls.
Put it on speakerphone to get all the nuances. Or, better still...Tom Mabe Telemarketer Crime Scene Prank
That was too good...I may have to use it. It's that or an air horn....
That was a taping from what we call the "DSC" The Dave ,Shelly and Chainsaw morning show her ein San Diego. I love those guys.
Fun with telemarketers:
Answer: "911 Emergency. What is your emergency?"
They will be confused. "Hello? What is your emergency?"
Telemarketer: "Um, no emergency... wrong number"
Reply: "A wrong number eh? What other number is three digits? We are sending an officer over immediately."
Best way to handle telemarketers is tell them the person is outside. Tell them to hang on while you get them to the phone, then put the phone down and go watch TV or something. They will hang up eventually and after a few times will stop calling you.
BRILLIANT!!
Joking aside, there are safer and better ways to deal with male 'aging'.
In most casse the need for the little blue pill is reduced testosterone from the little boys. The pill fixes the 'immediate issue' but does not deal with the hormonal issue. Low testosterone (below 200) is linked to several ailments that are associated with getting old. The best route (which I chose) is to get your low testosterone treated. There are several options your doctor can prescribe, I chose to have subdermal 'pellets' adminstered every 6 to 12 months, other ways of correcting the problem are injections or creams, both of which require frequent administration.
The bad news is that most insurance policies don't cover the cost of testosterone supplementation. So it's expensive no matter which method your doctor prescribes.
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