Post #92ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Things to ponderWhy is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Perhaps the latter makes one breathless.
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RE: Things to ponderI was told once that you should always expect the unexpected. Well if I expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected become expected......leaving me to expect what, if there is no more unexpected to expect
I once expected the unexpected, and then what I hadn't expected to happen happened, and I thought
"well, I didn't expect that to happen", so unexpected was what happened when and how it happened,
that I was totally and unexpectedly surprised. Unsurprisingly, some wag said "you should have expected that!"
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RE: Things to ponderIn theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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Post #95ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Things to ponderIn theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
I see you've met some of the same barmaids as me.
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RE: Things to ponderIn our younger days we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and now Obama .... No Hope, No Cash and No Jobs.
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Post #97ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Things to ponderIt is better to give than recieve. Said the man with gonorrhea.
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RE: Things to ponderObituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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Post #99ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Things to ponderObituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died..
And even more interesting if you're getting money from their estate.
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RE: Things to ponderSweating profusely in his new t-shirt and long pants, a tribesman in a tropical jungle asks the missionary,
"If I did not know about God, the devil, and that it is a sin to go around naked as our people have always done,
would I go to hell?"
The missionary answers, "No, not if you didn't know."
Upon which the tribesman demands, "Then why did you tell me!?"
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RE: Things to ponderUhhh, until you checked if the cat was in the forest he would be both in the forest an not in the forest because of the splitting into alternate universes.
(Is that why I can never find my car keys?)
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