A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look . . . That sure is a nice fire truck the firefighter said with admiration.
Thanks the girl replied.
The fire fighter looked a litter closer, and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles. . .
Little partner the firefighter said, I dont want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cats collar, I think you would go faster.
The little girl replied thoughtfully, Youre probably right, but then I wouldnt have a siren.
Two priests decided to go to Florida on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as
clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for
a store and bought some really outrageous shorts,
shirts, sandals and sunglasses. The next morning
they went to the beach dressed in their tourist
garb. They were sitting on beach chairs enjoying a
drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop
dead gorgeous' naked blonde came walking
straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde got closer she said, Good morning,
Father . . . Good morning, Father, addressing each
of them individually. Then she passed on by. They
were both stunned. How in the world did she know
they were priests? The next day they went back to
the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before
you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire,
they settled down on the beach to enjoy the
sunshine. After a little while the same gorgeous
blonde, stark naked and taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them. Again she greeted each
of them saying, Good morning, Father . . . Good
morning, Father, and then started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and
said, Just a minute, young lady. Yes, Father? We
are priests and proud of it, but I have to know; how
in the world do you know we are priests, dressed
as we are?
She replied,
Father, it's meSisterKathleen!
You just never know who you might bump into on a nudist beech!
Hope this brought a smile to your day.
Phil.
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