We were watching The Lord Of The Rings last night, it occurred to me that the character Gollum only ever wears a little wedge of cloth to cover his nakedness.Which is how I imagine the men who want to wear such things looking.Much more Smeagol and a lot less Tarzan.
And since when did you two become Mr and Mrs Adonis body ? That would be never !
You two have got some cheek, putting others down for being creative. Simple point of fact, he was covered enough to not warrant arrest for lewdness. So where the F is that causing you two a problem ? Or is it that neither of you can keep those lips closed long enough for someone else to get a word in.
You pair don't have or know the rule book on nudism/naturism, so keep your SAD opinions to yourselves, the rest of us don't want your negativity.