Cooking Bacon while nude!

So many jokes have been made about cooking bacon while being nude in front of the stove. Well,,,I have perfected the technique to cook bacon in the nude. However, it is my secret technique.
Share your techniques for cooking bacon. If one of you shares the same technique as mine, then I'll reveal my secret!
Yum, I can smell the bacon now!

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RE: Cooking Bacon while nude!

i use sandwich grill it closes up cooks both sides at the same time

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cooking bacon while nude

Easy! Do it in the microwave. I have bacon almost every morning and yes i am naked when i make it

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Easy! Do it in the microwave. I have bacon almost every morning and yes i am naked when i make it

Plus...it's healthier that way. :)

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Is what splatter screens were made for...

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i agree use the microwave kind pop it in microwave a few second and eat, no mess.mmmmmmmmmmm BLT sandwich

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My technique is watching people cook bacon! Much much safer... and easier...LOL, Wolf!

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Buy curved bacon and fry it in a wok? Works for veggies!

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I never have any problem with frying bacon when nude, just stand well back from the cooker.
If you still get splashed, then it's too hot or too much oil in the pan. Bacon should be done a high temperature to seal in the flavour, but not so hot as to burn it.

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Well, my technique seems to burn all life and flavor out the bacon, but I know my mother bakes it

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Cooking Bacon

I have done it successfully using a steep sided pot, such as one for spaghetti. But an apron would not go amiss here to be on the safe side. We're cooking bacon...not weiners!

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