Nudist beach incident)

Post #1 Iliya1989Textile

by Iliya1989 Textile

A man approaches a woman on a nude beach and says, 'Do you know what I need right now?' The woman answers him: 'Yes, it's kind of obvious')

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Post #2 AlbertanakedUndies OnlyThere are no strangers here...Only friends we haven't met yet.

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by AlbertanakedTextile

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

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Post #3 SunnysideSteveSuper Nudist

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by SunnysideSteveTextile

To be fair, there's less blood sent to the brain when it's required elsewhere...

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