Hospital Gowns

I recently had to have outpatient surgery to have something removed. Wife was in the room while we waited abs I had to put the gown on. Thats exciting in itself. After sealing my clothes in the plastic bag, sure enough had to urinate.

Walk to bathroom and on way back the gown came untied so my ass was completely bare for the whole hall. My wife had to close it up back in the room. But the kicker was later.

Just laying in the bed way I usually do and the nurse opened the curtain and walked in and said, I know you arent used to wearing a dress, but you have to act like a lady. I just saw your whole package as I walked in

Told me I should cover up with the blanket if I didnt want anyone else to. The second nurse made me. Wife laughed when I had a chub.

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