Party Fantasy

I'd like to be invited to a costume party and show up with just a fig leaf. Make sure everyone sees that I do have a costume -- that I didn't arrive nude. I would make the costume completely out of paper.

Then, after everyone has seen me, I'd plan to have a friend come up behind me and as a "prank" rip my costume off me, shred it, and wad it up. Then I'd be "forced' to just be nude.

"I think I'll have another beer."

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