Wineries near nudist accommodations
Wineries are popping up everywhere so I would not be surprised if there were opportunities to be nude near them. Sometimes a nude beach is a good option. For example, I was recently near Lake Tahoe and found a nude beach there. While it wasn't a resort it was still a nude venue.
About 40 min east of Laguna del Sol, there's a wine region called the Shenandoah Valley (not associated with the Virginia area) that has a lot of wineries. Here's a map: https://amadorwine.com/wineries/location-winery-map/ If you want any suggestions, feel free to ping me.
So, CLASS, Get THIS straight & repeat after Me:
Drinking deadly poisonous cancerous ETHANOL/alcohol/beer/wine CAN be Sexy
Wearing overpriced garish BODYMASKING corporate costumes obscuring Your essential individuality CAN be Sexy
Inhaling TAR directly in Your LUNGS ( tobacco, 420 ) which deliver OXYGEN to each cell of Your Body ( Brain to Toes ) CAN be Sexy
BUT, heres the KICKER: NUDISM & NATURISM MUST & CAN NEVER BE SEXY, even though Sex is the best if not only way PARENTS CREATE NEW NUDISTS.
Can someone find the very definition of a contrived CANARD for Me?