10 ways to have a g0y bromance with a closeted Androphile

An article I read that reflects my experience. I tried to rewrite it to follow the g0y ideology. Please keep in mind that this g0y group does not believe in labels such as gay, straight, bi, etc... This rewritten article is to help you bond with a so-called modern straight males who don't want his hidden and/or self denying sexual desires for other males to be reveled.

~10 Ways to find a g0y bromance with a so-called straight dude.~
Straight males respect other well-built guys a lot!
You dont have be a bodybuilder but if you want to connect with the one youve been eyeing, your body needs to be comparable. Think of it as motivation for the gym, ok?
So, its like this if there's one thing so-called straight males dig more than anything, it's a fit bod. They also like laid back. Think calm, go with the flow vibe, OK?
If you can channel that kind of energy, youll find that these men will approach you a whole bunch more. OK, here are 10 tips.

(1.) Up Your Confidence:
More than anything else, your confidence is going to determine what happens. Im not trying to rain on your parade but from experience Im here to tell you that when it does happen, it wont be like what you read in gay stories where the guy just magically whips it out. Instead, you need to be the one in charge. And that can only happen if you project confidence. Look, I realize what Im about to say may be offensive but it needs to be stated: youve also got to come off manly. Please dont think Im shaming anyone because Im not. But for me to offer this advice, Ive got to keep it real, based on experience. Here are some tips:
Fist bump the straight boy instead of a handshake
Dont stare but do establish eye contact
When you communicate, speak with certainty
Project laid back, down to earth persona
Vibe out something lumbersexual if possible

(2.) Lower His Guard:
If you want to get with so-called straight guys, youve got to adopt his mindset. Dont confuse this with pretending to be so-called straight. Thats a no-no (Ill explain in a bit). Instead, Im simply suggesting you need to be aware of how so-called straight guys think. We are all culturally different and communicate with our own lingo. So-called straights do the same thing! And its not the stereotypical BS we hear about either.
Use these tips:
Engage in small talk about basic stuff. Example: Your local sports team.
Try to talk in private whenever possible
Identify areas where you share things in common. Use ice breaker questions. Examples: What do you think of the Dolphins this year? OR Whats a good gym in town Im looking for a new one.
Have a conversation but avoid being super nice or agreeable. Most men dig the give and take. Play your cards close to your vest but not too close. See the next point because its a biggie.

(3.) Dont say you are so-called straight or you follow the g0y movement:
The minute you tell a so-called straight guy you are heterosexual or you have an orientation, it kills any opportunity for a hook up. Instead, you need to embrace who you are. A Man! Im not saying scream it from the rooftops. Instead, Im suggesting to not deny it.
Some tips:
Avoid outing yourself right away. If he asks you about girls, just tell him you two are on different teams or you like the as well.
After you reveal that you are into men (as well), one of two things will happen. Hell either take off fast and ghost you or hell stick around. If he sticks around, take it as a positive sign. If he bolts, thats fine. You dont want to waste your time with him.
During conversation, he may mention he has gay friends. Go with that and consider it a positive sign.
Infuse other aspects of your life into conversation. After all, you are more than just who you have sex with, right?

(4.) Build trust:
In my experience, getting it on with a so-called straight men takes time. Dont expect it to be instant. As with any relationship in life, trust is key. If youve followed the previous steps mentioned above, you should be at the half-way mark. There are other things you will need to do, however:
Tips:
Ask him about his goals for the future
Encourage him but dont overdo it
Allow him to share private things with you. Research shows that straight boys value same sex relationships way more than with their girlfriends. There's science to back it up.
Learn something about sports or other masculine interest that he likes. You dont have to be an expert but know some of the basics. For example, do you know the difference between a quarterback and wide receiver?
Be patient. It can take many months before something happens. When it does it will be organic and unplanned.

(5.) Making the first move:
This one will no doubt be the most difficult. Because Im a direct guy, Ill cut straight to the chase. Its like this when the time is right, you will know. During the buildup phase, hes going to give you a boatload of subtle hints. So, what are they?
Laughing at your jokes
Asking what you are up to
Smiling at you
Bro-touching (hand on shoulder, fist bump)
Wrestling or other contact sport behaviors
When the time is right, you need to be super direct and let him know you want to fool around.
Im going to give you some options here. Just bear in mind that hes been your buddy for some time now. He knows that you are gay, too. Thats why I mentioned earlier not to say you are straight.
Here are the options:
Crack a joke about messing around with him. Example: I can see why the ladies like you bro. Not gonna lie. I dig you too.
Texting is ok IF you feel its safe. This means the woman hes with wont see what youve messaged. Heres what Ive written: Hey man Im coming over to give you a brojob. If hes freaked out, hell tell you right away. If hes down, hell say cool.
He may text you back and ask if you were being serious. Now is not the time to chicken out. Instead, hit him back with a simple yes.
The guy is either down with it or hes not. If he is, proceed to the next step.

(6.) Dont frot!:
At this point everything is about to fall into place. You really are going to get with that guy youve been pining for. Right on! But theres one very important thing you need to remember. Here it goes do not make love to him! Let me explain why.
Remember, the dude you are about to do does not think of himself as so-called gay. If you start kissing on him, playing with his hair and getting all affectionate the man is going to bolt fast!
The last thing he wants to think of himself as is gay. We can debate the whole so-called label thing forever and a day. It wont change the reality that he doesnt view himself that way. Thats why its critical when you drain (bro-job) him to do it the right way. For pointers on this, see tips below.
Have him come to your place. Dont do it at his because it might feel awkward.
Make sure all the shades are pulled. Play some classic rock in the background.
Dim the lights. He doesnt need the spotlight on him. The darkness makes it less intense.
Skip the 69. You dont need it. If the guy you are draining wants to do it, thats up to him.
Prior to his arrival, be direct about whats going to happen and then get right down to business. No small talk.
If hes nervous or slow out of the gate, just tell him to unzip his pants or pull down his sweats.
When you start sucking him, make sure you do it in a way that men dont freak out.
When you sense that hes about to nut, he may announce it and start to pull away. Thats when you cup your hand around his calf and pull him close. This way, you know youll get fed.
When hes done releasing, skip the small-talk. Give him a bottle of water and fist bump and tell him cool bro. Let him take off and go back home.
Avoid any talk about hot massive his manhood is, even if he's as big as this dude from Big Brother (not safe to view at work link). It's just too awkward for them coming from another dude.

(7.) Hell come back for more:
If everything has gone right, you can bet hes going to come back again. But heres the thing this doesnt mean hes going frot.
Based on experience, Im here to tell you this takes a long time to happen. Prepare yourself to go through an extended period where all he wants is a blow and go. Eventually, hell get curious about what its like to suck another dude. You just need to be patient. In the future, things may escalate. Let him guide the way and be the one in charge of dissensions. He may want to know what its like to frot and have embracing moments.

(8.) Kissing Him:
There may come a point where you want to make out with the guy youve been doing. Its only natural. Ill give you my best advice on this one dont do it unless he initiates. Guys, Im here to tell you the second he detects things are getting emotional, hes going to jet. That may not be what you want to hear but Im just being real with you. If he does want to make out, let him be the one to drive the bus. Many men need to get all alpha. Im an alpha myself. All I can tell you is to let him do it. There will be time enough later for you to be more aggressive.

(9.) Hes not your boyfriend:
Under this tip, Ill keep it short and sweet. Hes not your boyfriend.
If you are like me, your attraction to the men you are draining may be overwhelming. In turn, this may cause you to fantasize that hes your main man. Should this happen, reel yourself back in fast. Remember, thats not how he thinks of himself. Remember this isnt about trying to make him see that hes bi or curious. Instead, its about getting it on with him and bonding.
See the difference?

(10.) It might eventually end:
At some point, the sexual relationship you are having with the guy might come to an end. There are a variety of reasons for this. Whats important is to not ask why? Instead, be grateful for the time you had together. I could list out a page full of reasons why things stop. But the main one is that hell eventually gravitate back. But this isn't always the case, and/or sometimes if they do they come back and realize what they are missing in life.

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