What's the riskiest thing you've done?
I drive everywhere naked, but that isn't the risky part. I live on a quiet country road with no neighbors, so being naked in the yard is no big deal. But my mailbox is on the main road, so to get my mail I wait until dark and just walk out to the mailbox. It's not such a risk, because I can hear cars coming a mile away, and pedestrians and bicyclists don't usually wander by at night. One of these days, though...
Driving with the windows down (love warm air circulating!) on urban arterial roads where there is also a bit of pedestrian traffic. I become hyper aware of my car's position with respect to other vehicles, my lane choice and pedestrian movements. Extra careful with speed for obvious reasons! Random breath test stations, as they are used here, is a hazard that I am yet to encounter, but have been tested at one later on the same day when fully dressed.
Probably the morning I walked naked from my hotel room along the road and down a footpath to the textile beach for a pre-breakfast skinny-dip before walking back by a different route.
I did this quite a few times but in this occasion I didn't even have a towel with me.
Last summer walked down the middle of our street nude. It was the middle of the night and the power had gone off due to a storm. So dark I couldnt even see the street at my feet. If someone else had come out with a flashlight I could have been caught, but at the same time would have seen them first and been able to avoid them.
Reall early one morning I went out the back door of my house up a hill into the woods along a nature trail and then out into a brightly lit apartment complex. Walked between two buildings onto a parking lot. Walked past parked cars to a hill. Slid down the hill. and then to the other end of the trail back up the path down the hill to my house.
i am guessing you are asking about my balcony adventure. I did not panic, but examined my options. Dropping down to the first floor and pounding on the door so that the old couple who ran the place for their son could let me in. Long drop, concrete, and non English speakers.
Option 2 climb the meter high wall between my balcony and the other 2nd floor room's balcony which was occupied by a college age couple him Algerian her German who I had taught a dice game the night before. I opted for the second. He responded to my pounding on the mechanical door by raising it while only wearing tightie whities himself and then going over at my request and opening my balcony door. His first words to me where " it so cold" maybe referring to shrinkage? We laughed about it later in the day as the 3 of us explored the old part of Tunis. We keep in touch and I am invited to their wedding in Germany someday . So happy ending all around
Stepped out on a 2nd floor balcony just before sunrise and the door locked behind me. I was in a Muslim countryHow did you get back in? Do tell the rest of the story, you tease.
i do relate the story a bit further down in the thread. you can read it there please