Bath with a Buddy
After I move to Oregon next year, I'm probably going to get an outdoor shower and bath set up. I think a 100-gallon stock tank would be perfect. Wouldn't have to fill it to the top. I think it would be a lot of fun. Anyone want to come over for a bath?
Oh man. I love outdoor showers. The sun and nature make them amazing! Plus, any shower is better when you have a buddy there with you to help you with your back. And you, his, or hers. We love the freedom of nude time, especially when we can share it with like minded buddies. The contemporary showers at gyms and schools turns men into turtles, literally hiding their heads out of shame. Its unfortunate that many men have become emasculated because of their fear of nude time with other men. As we know this time makes for a more confident man through the simple camaraderie and conversations that develop from simply being nude together. Cheers, and recruit a nude today!
The contemporary showers at gyms and schools turns men into turtles, literally hiding their heads out of shame.Here come the towel dancing turtles, great concept! All it needs is to become a meme.
I left the door to my cubicle at the Blue Mountain Nordic Spa open for showering as I was already nude, had walked 9 feet from my locker and was just rinsing chlorine off... was 3 minutes so why would I shut the door?
I actually had a guy quote the "swimsuit must be worn" rule (just a customer arriving) at me and I laughed out loud. I said this was the men's change room and part of changing out of my swimsuit was changing back into street clothes and unfortunately I have not yet mastered the trick of wearing those into a shower and staying dry. He then says well my girlfriend is down here and she might see... I said if she walks through the two doors you did both marked men and ends up in here that's not my fault it's hers... he then suggested she might come through the "other way" from outside. I said we're in the basement you have to exit by the way you came and go back upstairs to access the spa area. At that point the towel and tidy up attendant was leaning in to get a full immersion experience in stupidity... and his next move was "I can't believe that there are gay guys having sex in here"... the attendant started in but I said no... just a second, I'll handle this. Look son, I would have been dressed and gone by now except you have had to find any excuse you could to slow me down and ogle my junk under the pretext of moral decency in the men's change room where male nudity is going to happen ... he started up about wearing your suit under clothes and then the attendant was over it. He said not only is that unhygienic it's strictly forbidden in every pool in the province, but even if you hadn't expressed the opinion that health code violations are a good idea you've been aggressive homophobic and a bit creepy and now it's time for you to leave. What's your girlfriend's name we need to page her you're both done for today.
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