I wasn't expecting that!
Has anything happened to you when you've been naked in public and you've thought "I wasn't expecting that"? Please share your experience.
I'll start this one off. I was visiting a particular nudist beach for only the second time. As it was quite windy on the main beach I headed to the back of the beach, where I was sheltered by a dune. I lay down, closed my eyes and had my iPod playing. I was relaxed and began to doze. I suddenly woke when I felt a mouth wrap around my dick. I looked down to see the guy who had decided to give me a bj. He apologized for startling me and said that he had been watching me and "just couldn't resist". Later, I couldn't help thinking he took a big risk in not knowing how I would react. As it happened I enjoyed the moment, but someone else may have reacted totally differently.
I have two that involve kilts. The first, I wasn't wearing underwear. My friend and I were going to a live show of welcome to night vale, a fictional podcast with weird stuff that happens in it (think H. P. Lovecraft). On the way in, the wind started blowing and it blew my kilt right up. My friend saw everything. She knows I'm a nudist and she doesn't care about nudity either so we just laughed about it.
The second time, I was wearing my kilt and I went to karaoke. I was wearing underwear since I just got back from an event in a public park where there were lots of kids. I didn't want to have to worry about prudish moms getting mad at how I sat so I wore underwear. Anyway, I walked into the bar and everyone asked me about the kilt. One man in particular really enjoyed it and asked if I was wearing anything. I dared him to check so he did with his hand. He was disappointed to find that I wore underwear, but he saw everything later that night. I went back to his place and basically never left. Lol. He is my husband now and the other half of this profile. It was something I was NOT expecting that might or anytime soon after I moved back to Iowa, but we were both pleasantly surprised.
Christian
I was staying in a small nudist guest house with friends and a lady who I hadn't met before. We went to the beach and I offered to put sunblock on her back. Then asked if she wanted me to apply it anywhere else. The answer was yes: legs, front, everywhere. After that she did the same for me. Of course we didn't want any tender bits to get sunburnt so everywhere meant EVERYWHERE, and well rubbed in. In the evening She let me apply some aftersun. It makes quite a reasonable massage oil. I think my massage had her fully relaxed, at least until the happy ending. She gave me a massage the evening after, both of us still naked.
Another guesthouse, another naked massage, this time by the hostess. I was surprised when she put a condom on me and mounted me. It was more happy ending than massage. I had another a couple of days later. This time she gave me one of her husband's Viagra so I could enjoy it more.
And something completely different. I was sunbathing on a Spanish beach when a passing man saw the sun glinting on my PA. He came over for a close look - with his hands. I think he might have been disappointed that I didn't react. Despite his attention I didn't fancy him. (Incidentally it's not that he was a man - I've enjoyed many men.)