perfect record mowing season

There are 4 sections to my yard thanks to driveways, house and out buildings. The two adjacent to the road, I mow with just my barely there shorts on. Basically an elastic waist band with flaps of fabric front and back, slit sides and nothing between the legs. To a passing motorist they pass for shorts unless a gust of wind lifts them at the exact time someone is looking.
Half of the southwest back section i continue to wear my barely theres and then depending on my mood and since of daring loose them when I am mostly out of view of the road. The back northwest section has been mowed with me completely every time this year and the same going back several years. Today was a bit cool, but with the hot tub ready when I got done, I could endure the chill to keep the perfect nude mowing record going. Depending on weather it might need to mowed one more time, if it does i hope we have a sunny 50 plus degree day to do it.
Both back sections are adjacent to woods which are mostly deserted. But this time of year a hunter or wood gatherer might be back there, but my neighbor who owns the woods has said he does not mind me nude. So figure if someone sees me from there oh well.

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