Another Sleeping Naked Story

When I was in my 20s, I was house sitting for this woman I knew. Yes, this is the second story that involves house sitting.

Anyway, one night I was sleeping, naked of course. Something woke me up, and then I see lights in the carport. I hopped up and walked out to the kitchen and there was a car idling in the driveway. All I saw were the headlights, so I had no idea who it would be. I thought, I should just get out there. If they have trouble with me being naked, its their fault for waking me up at two in the morning. Still, I thought better of it and went back to the bedroom and grabbed my boxers. In the meantime, the dog got loose and ran out to the driveway. So now, I was running with my boxers only half on. By the time I got out to the driveway, I had managed to get them on. I got a hold of the dog.

I got out to the driveway, still holding on to the dog. The guy got out of the car. As it turned out, it was the guy who usually house sat for the homeowner and he wasnt sure I was taking care of the dog. He was actually a bit jealous that someone else was house sitting.

I wanted to make sure that he was getting his insulin shots.

The dog didnt need insulin shots.

Why are you in your underwear?

I could have said, because its two in the morning you jackass.

Its more than I was wearing a minute ago.

He looked at me a bit disgusted and left.

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