(lack of) wardrobe inventory

Which of the following do you not own?
Sleepwear?
Underwear?
Swimwear?
Long pants?
Shirts?
The only ones for me are underwear and sleepwear.
Also omitted shorts because no one can be nude all of the time.
I have seen many men state that they own no sleepwear and /or underwear, a smaller but still substantial number no swimwear, and a few no long slacks, only shorts.
Only remember one saying that there was a time when he worked on a farm that provided room and board, and he found that all he needed to wear was shorts footwear, so he had donated all of his other clothing to charity, so at that point in his life he had owned no shirts.
There was also one man who lived in the Canary Islands who said who said that he wore pareo when he needed a casual cover-up and a kilt when he needed to be more dressed . He said that he owned no long pants an only one pair of shorts and was considering getting rid of them because he hadn't worn them in over a year!

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