Naked Farming Hints.

I run a small riding stables on 30 acres in KY. I have a good driveway alarm to assist with naked farming. I work naked whenever we are not likely to have students or visitors. Then my Dakota Drive Way alarm helps with the rest. My alarm has a magnetic sensor and a MURS transmitter, table top monitor and a portable rechargeable hand held transceiver. I mounted a table top monitor in the barn and have one in the house. I carry the transceiver with me out in the field etc.

I even use chain saw naked except for safety toed athletic shoes. I wear the safety toed shoes when working around the horses. Until I did so I never had all ten toes the same color!

I do not like to weed wack naked! Ouch. So I modified a pair of jeans specifically for this purpose. I took an old ragged pair of jeans and cut out all the pocket liners (the thin white cotton part). If you leave all the blue jean material intact no one need know of the modification. Then I cut a diamond crotch vent. I can use these anywhere on the farm even along the public road. Standing and wacking I'm legal! Going commando with all the vent holes and usually an open fly, there is enough ventilation that they are reasonably comfortable even on the hottest days. Squatting still needs to be done with care in public exposure areas! All things hang loose!

If anyone else has any other naked farming tips, this is the thread to list them.

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