Spring Is Here!

I trust others here are getting their bushes ready for Spring. Of course, since we're all natural guys, bushes need little or no pruning. Sometimes I simply try running a comb thru my bush hairs to see if they've gotten any longer over the Winter, or else discover how many more gray ones there are. Pity those guys who "shave", with all the maintenance and upkeep (not to mention itching) they have to put up with. I'd much prefer to enjoy my bush, not do away with it! Summer will be upon us in no time, which means lots of naked time in the sun with sea breezes blowing thru our bush hair, caressing every part of our manly bodies.

Of course, it's Spring in the Northern Hemisphere, but if you're "down under", in South America or otherwise south of the Equator you're now getting your bushes covered over for protection from snow and frost, since it's Autumn already where you are. Might be neat to hear of any special body hair preparation others do with the changing seasons.

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I stopped landscaping on Nov once things got cold. And grew long and wild so I could not stand it any longer. With that said, last weekend I broke out the trusty old trimmers and trimmed the Bush all the way down and by lucky chance located the razor blade to shave the old tired shafts and berries and I tell you that things feel way better as the warm spring breeze blows thru it all . . . :)

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To each his own!There's not much of a dramatic climate change where I live , so we have roses in December as much as we have them in June!What's important is that these bushes require a bit of tending to really keep them growing and looking good. Lots of sunshine and water seems good enough, but a little oiling and shampooing with perhaps a bit of conditioning thrown in can make a world of a difference to smoothen out any prickliness!:)

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