New Jersey Jokes

A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."
So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"
She replies "Middlesex."
He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Freehold."
Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"
She replies,"Point Pleasant."
Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"
"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."
The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

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Post #2 NudeJohnnySuper Nudist

RE:New Jersey Jokes

by NudeJohnnyTextile

You know you're from New Jersey if you know
The only people who say "Joizy" are from New York.

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Post #3 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE:New Jersey Jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

Chris Christie said, This is all a big misunderstanding.
I am on a diet,
and I ordered my staff to close the fridgeNot the bridge!

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Post #4 NudeJohnnySuper Nudist

RE:New Jersey Jokes

by NudeJohnnyTextile

You know you're from New Jersey if you know
When ordering coffee in a NJ diner --- You know that coffee "regular" is with cream and sugar. *(Decaf...get outa here)

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