Paper Or Plastic ?

This Humorous story is inspired by the obsession People in the United States has with altering their bodies, on a quest to posses the perfect body. The entertainment industry is the biggest influence on what is becoming socially excepted. People who are getting alterations done to their bodies, are getting younger and younger. Once a person gets plastic surgery done to their bodies , they will have to continue to go back to their surgeon to have procedures done to maintain there desire look. This obsession could also lead people look down on people who dont look like a bathing suit model.
I believe this movement could produce shallow people,who will posses no more character then a snow pee. Is this what we want future American to turn out to be, a society that values physical appearance over moral character ?

In The United States as a person travels across the country, they will realize that objects are referred to by different names in different parts of the country .
For example, in the eastern part of The U.S. the check out counter person will put your purchases in a bag. In the western part of the U.S. the check out counter person will put you purchases in a sack.
Well a old Plastic Surgeon,who has spent most life in the Eastern part of The United States decides to go visit a friend of his,who just moved to Arkansas .

On his road trip to His friends house, he decide to buy some thing to make lunch with. He get up to the check out counter with his purchases , and the Cashier asks Him ," Sir, Would you like a paper or plastic sack?"
The old Plastic surgeon replies, " Whats wrong with the one I was born with?"

Written by Stephen J. Vattimo Oct 10, 2010