God Bless our Police

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. The young woman said, I bet you are going to try to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He replied, State Trooper's don't have balls. There was a moment of silence, he closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

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RE:God Bless our Police

That's hilarious. I would not recommend actually trying this with someone, but yea.

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Love it, really funny.

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Wonderfully funny

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That's hilarious. I would not recommend actually trying this with someone, but yea.

Unless of course you happen to be a young woman, as this one was.

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