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Don't let anyone ruin your day..... you're an adult, do it yourself

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I just posted a selfie and people are telling me to get well soon

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A good friend will come bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...Damn... we fucked up.

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Or "Damn, that was so fun!"

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My patience is basically like a gift card...not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try.

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Filling a whoopee cushion with chocolate pudding adds a whole new dimension to the joke

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I'm often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Stop naming hospitals after dead people, give us some hope. Like, where's the Keith Richards Memorial Hospital?

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