Naked phone calling

What would you do if you called someone and they asked first thing, if you were naked. Would you answer truthfully or avoid the question, or lie about it. I have started this practice on telemarketers and so far they just hang up. Are there not that many that work in the nude or are the embarrassed to say or just liars that won't say. I am waiting on one to say yes, but so far just a disconnect and as far as I can tell they never call back.

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I've had friends call on my cell, a few times, and make a joke
about "what are you wearing?" It was in the context of; "what
are you doing?" My response would be ..."just
chilling, relaxing and being comfy." Then they'd ask
..."Comfy? What are you wearing?", and I've answered
truthfully ... "nothing!" They've just laughed and figured I was
joking but I wasn't and never am joking! :D
Telemarketers ... we don't even answer the phone or if we do, to stop the phone from ringing, I hit the talk button and immediately hit the off button. Lately, one particular group is continued to call at close to 9pm. Not cool and we give to this cause annually but they seem to call and ask for money more regularly and that bugs me and is beginning to piss me off when they call so late!

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I would do anything to get rid of a telemarketer. So if telling them that I am naked will make them go away - that works for me ... lol

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Wow, that's a great idea on how to get rid of telemarketers! And if that refrains them from further calling, even better! Answering to your question, only my brother who knows I'm nudist asks such question, and if I happen to be naked, I say yes.

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I have not had one to answer me yet, they just hang up and don't call back

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No you ask them if they are. My response, if they do sayno then I twill tell them that I only talk to naked people.

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Okay ... now that makes sense. After saying "hello", and they begin their spill ... you then say ... "I'm a nudist, I only talk to naked people. Are you naked?" Hmmmmmm ... sounds like a fun way to get them to stop calling! Might have to try that! hahaha

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Nobody asks. If they did I would tell them.Virtually allof my callers know I'm a nudist so they would guess I was naked anyhow. The latest spate of telesales callers are trying to sell me a new, more efficient, heating boiler. It would only encourage them if I told them I was naked.

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Well, Olly, there is no way they would know that until you told
them you were. You could just say come on over and we will all get
naked and talk about it.

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Why would they ask.
if someone knew me they would not ned to askif nit then I think that would make me ask why do you ask?

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Yes Aussie, but telemarketers don't know that, I just found asking them is a good way to get rid of them. You catch them totally off guard with something they are not expecting.

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