OK I live in Phx. Az. US it is hotter than hell in summer . I like to sit out front on the porch with the dog's , well they are nude, so am I . Any way I was enjoying the morning 70 deg. oh so cool . But the dogs seen some one behind me . I stood up , here is this guy climbing over the neighbor's fence . To look in the bath room window .
Remember I am naked , but I have a coffee in my cup . Well I guess I am the neighbor hood watch ,(not really) . I yelled something and stood to the side of the truck . Well I told him get the hell out of here. Well he came at me , dumb sh-t . I throw the coffee in his face grab him by the throat and picked him up and threw to the ground . Put my knee on his chest , telling him not to do this . My coffee is gone but not the cup , I wonder how it would work . Well my Green Bay Packer cup broke over his head .
I got up and told him to get out of here . NAKED . I went inside for coffee , came back out . But soon police drove near . I went back in side for shorts and a Packer shirt (it is football season) . Meet with the police , explained every thing .
He said OK but the shirt was offensive , to him . A Chicago Bears fan (poor guy) . I would not recommend this in the front yard . But I have not seen him since .
During the summer I dead head the roses in my front garden almost every day. And sometimes I pop out to do it naked. The roses grow high enough to provide a skimpy cover. But I cut down the dead-headed stalks each week to below knee height. And as I do so my cover vanishes.
I live in a typical suburban neighborhood and there's no front fence or vegetation blocking the view from the street.
I take out the trash or the recycling, fetch the mail, etc, completely nude - but because there are kids in the neighborhood,, I'll only do this after midnight.
I know all of my neighbors quite well, and I don't have any reason to believe they've seen me. Can't say for sure, though, and I couldn't care less if they have.
Not so much now that it's cooler out but in the warmer weather I'm outside most of the day in my yard. Sometimes in the front yard. I have shrubbery in areas of the front yard to block the view of my neighbors. I do have to watch for traffic up and down the road but being in a rural area it's a bit safer.
When it is warm enough outdoors to be out there naked, I will frequently go in my front yard naked. Two years ago, the house across the road was vacant and I would go to the mailbox naked while keeping aware of the oncoming traffic. If someone came, I would duck behind a large pine tree. Had to stop doing that on a regular basis once the house became occupied. However, I'll ride my garden tractor mowing the grass in my front yard and even along section of grass between the road and my ditch once it gets dark. When oncoming traffic gets near, I'll swing the tractor around to either face them or aim away from them so they can't see that I am nude.
Yes we do, also in the back yard, I mow the lawn nude and we sit out on the front porch, and walk out to the gate.
Friends have enjoyed that with us and sometimes cars honk when they go by, No one has ever complained,
I guess they just figure we are a bunch of crazy old folks.
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