RE:LimericksAn arrogant wench from Salt Lake
Liked to tease all the boys on the make.
She was finally the prize
Of a man twice her size
And all she recalls is the ache.
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RE:LimericksThere once was a man named McFeeney
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
Not being uncouth
He added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.
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RE:LimericksA fellow invented an app
That fills a technology gap:
It gives you a pinch
If your boss starts to inch
Near your desk, while youre taking a nap.
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RE:LimericksThere was a young fool name of Raines.
To get laid, he'd go to great pains.
Never a genius,
He thought with his penis,
But his prick was as dumb as his brains.
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RE:LimericksThere was a young lady Carolina
Whose poor husband suffered from Angina
Now this made her vex
As they no longer had sex
She was consoled with sausages from the diner.
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RE:LimericksA gay chap who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
About who had the right
To do what and with which and to whom
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RE:LimericksThere was a poor parson from Goring,
Who made a small hole in his flooring,
Fur-lined it all round,
Then laid on the ground,
And declared it was cheaper than whoring.
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RE:LimericksThere was an old man from Rhyll
Who to get hard he needed a pill
One day he decided to take three
Which stoped him being able to pee
But his pants looked like a giant hill
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Post #10ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE:LimericksOn a maiden a man once begat
Cute triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat;
'Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding:
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat.
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RE:LimericksIn the great South West, there was a dude
Who many considered to be quite crude.
He sat tall in the saddle,
For him it was a battle
because his butt was always quite nude.
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