Office Humor

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Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty, But Are Not in the Office

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT ARE NOT, IN THE OFFICE:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!

5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:

1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

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RE: Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty, But Are Not in the Office

Old chinese proverb, 'Secretary not part of office until screwed on desk'

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The boss caught the female filing clerk and the stockboy in the back of the supply closet during a coffee break!

Angrily, the boss said "Explain this!"

The filing clerk said, "Well neither of us like coffee!"

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I believe there is truth to the saying, "The only person that got their work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe!"

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in or company there is no humor :D

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My favorite - 3. It's an entry-level position.

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