Humor and Fun

Arrrrr, it be talk like a PIE-RAT day........shiver me timbers, man the bilges......shut up Polly!

What do you think of the Fall Lineup? I am looking forward to the Season Premiere of "Bones" tonight.

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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." ...

The object of this game is to carry on a conversation, with some witty reference to driving, in each sentence. PLEASE TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN ( IF POSSIBLE ) Please copy and paste, just as we did with the song title ones.

A wife arrived home late one night and quietly opened the bedroom door. On seeing four legs under the blanket instead of two, she picked up a baseball bat and started hitting the blanket as hard as she could. She then went to the kitchen for a drink...

Three women escape from a penitentiary. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde. They run for miles and finally come to a barn, they decide to hide in some potato sacks. An hour later a sheriff and his deputy arrive at the barn. The sheriff tells his...

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As we get older, Senior jokes seem to hit closer to home. Does anyone else find it humorous that we, as Seniors. have funny moments? If so, please share with us! I will start with: Four 'Senior' women were in a beauty parlor getting their...

Three ways to keep your teeth: brush after every meal, see your dentist every few months, and keep your nose out of other peoples business.