Todays Nude Joke

We all believe in safe sex. but, just in case, we can get insured. Here are some UK providers: Sex with your wife: - Legal and General.. Sex on the phone:- Direct Line.. Sex with a new partner:- Go Compare.. Sex with a cuddly lady:- More Than.....

Wifey: I want a breast enlargement. Hubby: What does that cost? Wifey: $10,000. Hubby: WHAT!!!!!!? Wife: Yes! ..... EACH! Hubby: That's CRAZY. Try toilet paper. Rub your tits with toilet paper once a day. Wifey: How's rubbing toilet paper...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examming room. The doctor came into the room and started to examine the baby, he checked his weight and was a little concerned. He asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed, breast fed she replied....

The doctor walks in and says, "Looks like you're pregnant." The woman says, "Oh my God, I'm pregnant?!" The doctor says, "No. I said it looks like you're pregnant."

For 5 years a Rabbi saved all the foreskins from all the circumcisions that he did. He took them to a leather worker and asked him to make something out of them. A few weeks later the leather worker call back the Rabbi and handed him a wallet. The...

What do Captain James T. kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both travel to Uranus while wiping out Klingons.

I once dated a lady ventriloquist, it didn't work out, every time I touched her boobs the coffee table moaned.

Years ago a friend of mine wanted to live off the grid and live a natural and free life, he shut down all his social media, had his phone turned off, sold his house and paid everything off. He moved to a cave out in the middle of the woods and has...

Just found this.

a place for what it says in the title to titillate you and get those body parts bouncing healthily.